That was a good question。 I decided to stall while I tried to work out an answer。
〃I'll draw you a diagram；〃 I said confidently。 〃Somebody give me a sword。〃
〃Here； kid。 Use mine；〃 Aahz replied； passing me the weapon。
〃Thanks；〃 I said absently。 〃Now； this line is their main formation。 If we 。 。 。 Aahz！？〃
〃Ready and able；〃 my mentor grinned。 〃Sorry I'm late。〃
It was Aahz！ He was standing there calmly with his arms folded as if he had been part of our group all along。 The reactions of the others； however； showed that they were as surprised as I was at his appearance。
〃But you 。 。 。〃 I stammered。 〃The fire。 。 。〃
〃Oh； that；〃 Aahz shrugged。 〃About the time I figured what they were doing； I used the D…Hopper to blink out to another dimension。 The only trouble was I hadn't gotten around to relabeling the controls yet； and I had a heck of a time finding my way back to Klah。〃
Relief flooded over me like a cool wave。 Aahz was alive！ More important； he was here！ The prospects for the battle suddenly looked much better。
〃What should we do next； Aahz？〃 I asked eagerly。
〃I don't know why you're asking me；〃 my mentor blinked innocently。 〃It looks like you've been doing a fine job so far all by yourself。〃
Terrific！ Now that I need advice； I get pliments。
〃Look； Aahz；〃 I began sternly。 〃We've got a battle ing up that…〃
〃Boss！〃 Brockhurst interrupted。 〃Something's going on out there！〃
With a sinking heart； I turned and surveyed the situation again。
A new figure had appeared on the scene； an officer from the look of him。 He was striding briskly along the front of the formation alternately shouting and waving his hands。 Trailing along in his wake was a cluster of officers； mumbling together and shaking their hands。
〃What in the world is that all about？〃 I murmured half to myself。
〃Brace yourself； kid；〃 Aahz advised。 〃If I'm hearing correctly； it's bad news。〃
〃C'mon； Aahz；〃 I sighed。 〃How could things get worse than they already are？〃
〃Easy；〃 Aahz retorted。 〃That is the supreme mander of the Empire's army。 He's here to find out what's holding up his left flank's advance。〃
Chapter Twenty…Four
〃 。 。 。 and then 1 said to myself； ‘Why should I split it two ways…'〃
G。 MOUSER
The supreme mander's name was Big Julie； and he was pletely different from what I had expected。
For one thing； when he called for a war council； he came to us。 Flanked by his entire entourage of officers； he came all the way across the meadow to stand just short of the tree line； and he came unarmed。 What was more； all of his officers were unarmed； presumably at his insistence。
He seemed utterly lacking in the arrogance so prevalent in the other officers we had dealt with； inviting us into the large tent he had had erected in the meadow for the meeting。 Introducing him to the members of my force； I noticed he treated them with great respect and seemed genuinely pleased to meet each of them； even Gleep。
Our whole team was present for the meeting。 We figured that if there was ever a time to display our power； this was it。
In a surprising show of generosity； Aahz broke out the wine and served drinks to the assemblage。 I was a little suspicious of this。 Aahz isn't above doctoring drinks to win a fight； but when I caught his eye and raised an eyebrow； he responded with a small shake of his head。 Apparently he was playing this round straight。
Then we got down to business。
Big Julie heard us out； listening with rapt attention。 When we finished； he sighed and shook his head。
〃Ah'm sorry；〃 he announced。 〃But I can't do it。 We've got to keep advancing； you know？ That's what armies do！〃
〃Couldn't you advance in another direction for a while？〃 I suggested hopefully。
〃Aie！〃 he exclaimed； spreading his hands defensively。 〃What do you think I got here； geniuses？ These are soldiers。 They move in straight lines； know what I mean？〃
〃Do they have to move so vigorously？〃 Aahz muttered。 〃They don't leave much behind。〃
〃What can I say？〃 Big Julie shrugged。 〃They're good boys。 They do their job。 Sometimes they get a little carried away 。 。 。 like the Brute。〃
I had hoped to avoid the subject of the Brute； but since it had e up； I decided to face it head on。
〃Say 。 。 。 um 。 。 。 Julie；〃 I began。
〃Big Julie！〃 one of the officers growled out of the corner of his mouth。
〃Big Julie！〃 I amended hastily。 〃About the Brute。 Um 。 。 。 he was 。 。 。 well 。 。 。 I wanted。 。 。〃
〃Don't mention it；〃 Julie waved。 〃You want to know the truth？ You did me a favor。〃
〃I did？〃 I blinked。
〃I was getting a little worried about the Brute； you know what I mean？〃 the mander raised his eyebrows。 〃He was getting a little too ambitious。〃
〃In that case 。 。 。 。〃 I smiled。
〃Still 。 。 。〃 Julie continued； 〃that's a bad way to go。 Hacked apart by your own men。 I wouldn't want that to happen to me。〃
〃You should have fed him to the dragons；〃 Aahz said bluntly。
〃The Brute？〃 Julie frowned。 〃Fed to the dragons？ Why？〃
〃Because then he could have been ‘et； too'！〃
Apparently this was supposed to be funny； as Aahz erupted into sudden laughter as he frequently does at his own jokes。 Tanda rolled her eyes in exasperation。
Big Julie looked vaguely puzzled。 He glanced at me； and I shrugged to show I didn't know what was going on either。
〃He's strange；〃 Julie announced； stabbing an accusing finger at Aahz。 〃What's a nice boy like you doing hanging around with strange people？ Hey？〃
〃It's the war；〃 I said apologetically。 〃You know what they say about strange bedfellows。〃
〃You seem to be doin' all right for yourself！〃 Julie winked； then leered at Tanda。
〃You want I should clean up his act； Boss？〃 Brockhurst asked grimly； stepping forward。
〃See！〃 Julie exploded。 〃That's what I mean。 This is no way to learn warfare。 Tell you what。 Why don't you let me fix you up with a job； hey？ What do you say to that？〃
〃What pay scale？〃 Aahz asked。
〃Aahz！〃 I scowled； then turned back to Julie。 〃Sorry； but we've already got a job 。 。 。 defending Possiltum。 I appreciate your offer； but I don't want to leave a job unfinished。〃
〃What have I been telling you？〃 Julie appealed to his officers。 〃All the good material has been taken already。 Why can't you bring me recruits like this； eh？〃
This was all very flattering； but I clung tenaciously to the purpose of our meeting。
〃Um 。 。 。 Jul 。 。 。 I mean； Big Julie；〃 I continued。 〃About defending Possiltum。 Couldn't you find another kingdom somewhere to attack？ We really don't want to have to fight you。〃
〃You don't want to fight？〃 Julie erupted sarcastically。 〃You think 1 want to fight？ You think I like doing this for a living？ You think my boys like killing and conquering all the time？〃
〃Well 。 。 。〃 I began tactfully。
Big； Julie wasn't listening。 He was out of his seat and pacing up and down； gesturing violently to emphasize his words。
〃What kind of ding…bat wants to fight？〃 he asked rhetorically。 〃Do 1 look crazy？ Do my boys look crazy？ Everybody thinks we got some kind of weird drive that keeps us going。 They think that all we want to do in the whole world is march around in sweaty armor and sharpen swords on other people's helmets。 That's what you think too； isn't it？ Eh？ Isn't it？〃
This last was shouted directly at me。 By now I was pretty fed up with being shouted at。
〃Yes！〃 I roared angrily。 〃That's what I think！〃
〃Well；〃 Julie scowled。 〃You're wrong because…〃
〃That's what I think because if you didn't like doing it； you wouldn't do it！〃 I continued； rising to my own feet。
〃Just like that！〃 Julie shouted sarcastically。 〃Just stop and walk away。〃
He turned and addressed his officers。
〃He thinks it's easy！ Do you hear that？ Any of you who don't like to fight； just stop。 Eh？ Just like that。〃
A low chorus of chuckles rose from his assembled men。 Despite my earlier burst of anger； I found myself starting to believe him。 Incredible as it seemed； Julie and his men didn't like being soldiers！
〃You think we wouldn't quit if we could？〃 Julie was saying to me again。 〃I bet there isn't a man in my whole army who wouldn't take a walk if he thought he could get away with it。〃
Again there was a murmur of assent from his officers。
〃I don'