assistance。 Whatever might be the rights of the case； he was her acplice； and must behave as such。
〃I don't know what you're talking about；〃 he said。
The young man shook a large； gloved fist in his face。
〃You blackguard！〃
A rich； deep； soft； soothing voice slid into the heated scene like the Holy Grail sliding athwart a sunbeam。
〃What's all this？〃
A vast policeman had materialized from nowhere。 He stood beside them； a living statue of Vigilant Authority。 One thumb rested easily on his broad belt。 The fingers of the other hand caressed lightly a moustache that had caused more heart…burnings among the gentler sex than any other two moustaches in the C…division。 The eyes above the moustache were stern and questioning。
〃What's all this？〃
George liked policemen。 He knew the way to treat them。 His voice； when he replied； had precisely the correct note of respectful deference which the Force likes to hear。
〃I really couldn't say； officer；〃 he said； with just that air of having in a time of trouble found a kind elder brother to help him out of his difficulties which made the constable his ally on the spot。 〃I was standing here； when this man suddenly made his extraordinary attack on me。 I wish you would ask him to go away。〃
The policeman tapped the stout young man on the shoulder。
〃This won't do； you know！〃 he said austerely。 〃This sort o' thing won't do； 'ere； you know！〃
〃Take your hands off me！〃 snorted Percy。
A frown appeared on the Olympian brow。 Jove reached for his thunderbolts。
〃'Ullo！ 'Ullo！ 'Ullo！〃 he said in a shocked voice； as of a god defied by a mortal。 〃'Ullo！ 'Ullo！ 'Ul…lo！〃
His fingers fell on Percy's shoulder again； but this time not in a mere warning tap。 They rested where they fellin an iron clutch。
〃It won't do； you know；〃 he said。 〃This sort o' thing won't do！〃 Madness came upon the stout young man。 mon prudence and the lessons of a carefully…taught youth fell from him like a garment。 With an incoherent howl he wriggled round and punched the policeman smartly in the stomach。
〃Ho！〃 quoth the outraged officer； suddenly being human。 His left hand removed itself from the belt； and he got a businesslike grip on his adversary's collar。 〃Will you e along with me！〃
It was amazing。 The thing had happened in such an incredibly brief space of time。 One moment； it seemed to George； he was the centre of a nasty row in one of the most public spots in London； the next； the focus had shifted； he had ceased to matter； and the entire attention of the metropolis was focused on his late assailant； as； urged by the arm of the Law； he made that journey to Vine Street Police Station which so many a better man than he had trod。
George watched the pair as they moved up the Haymarket； followed by a growing and increasingly absorbed crowd； then he turned into the hotel。
〃This；〃 he said to himself； 〃is the middle of a perfect day！ And I thought London dull！〃
CHAPTER 5。
George awoke next morning with a misty sense that somehow the world had changed。 As the last remnants of sleep left him； he was aware of a vague excitement。 Then he sat up in bed with a jerk。 He had remembered that he was in love。
There was no doubt about it。 A curious happiness pervaded his entire being。 He felt young and active。 Everything was emphatically for the best in this best of all possible worlds。 The sun was shining。 Even the sound of someone in the street below whistling one of his old positions； of which he had heartily sickened twelve months before； was pleasant to his ears； and this in spite of the fact that the unseen whistler only touched the key in odd spots and had a poor memory for tunes。 George sprang lightly out of bed； and turned on the cold tap in the bathroom。 While he lathered his face for its morning shave he beamed at himself in the mirror。
It had e at last。 The Real Thing。
George had never been in love before。 Not really in love。 True； from the age of fifteen； he had been in varying degrees of intensity attracted sentimentally by the opposite sex。 Indeed； at that period of life of which Mr。 Booth Tarkington has written so searchinglythe age of seventeenhe had been in love with practically every female he met and with dozens whom he had only seen in the distance； but ripening years had mellowed his taste and robbed him of that fine romantic catholicity。 During the last five years women had found him more or less cold。 It was the nature of his profession that had largely brought about this cooling of the emotions。 To a man who； like George； has worked year in and year out at the position of musical edies； woman es to lose many of those attractive qualities which ensnare the ordinary male。 To George； of late years； it had begun to seem that the salient feature of woman as a sex was her disposition to kick。 For five years he had been wandering in a world of women； many of them beautiful； all of them superficially attractive； who had left no other impress on his memory except the vigour and frequency with which they had kicked。 Some had kicked about their musical numbers； some about their love…scenes； some had grumbled about their exit lines； others about the lines of their second…act frocks。 They had kicked in a myriad differing wayswrathfully； sweetly； noisily； softly； smilingly； tearfully； pathetically and patronizingly； but they had all kicked； with the result that woman had now bee to George not so much a flaming inspiration or a tender goddess as something to be dodgedtactfully； if possible； but； if not possible； by open flight。 For years he had dreaded to be left alone with a woman； and had developed a habit of gliding swiftly away when he saw one bearing down on him。
The psychological effect of such a state of things is not difficult to realize。 Take a man of naturally quixotic temperament； a man of chivalrous instincts and a feeling for romance； and cut him off for five years from the exercise of those qualities； and you get an accumulated store of foolishness only parable to an escape of gas in a sealed room or a cellarful of dynamite。 A flicker of a match； and there is an explosion。
This girl's tempestuous irruption into his life had supplied flame for George。 Her bright eyes； looking into his； had touched off the spiritual trinitrotoluol which he had been storing up for so long。 Up in the air in a million pieces had gone the prudence and self…restraint of a lifetime。 And here he was； as desperately in love as any troubadour of the Middle Ages。
It was not till he had finished shaving and was testing the temperature of his bath with a shrinking toe that the realization came over him in a wave that； though he might be in love； the fairway of love was dotted with more bunkers than any golf course he had ever played on in his life。 In the first place； he did not know the girl's name。 In the second place； it seemed practically impossible that he would ever see her again。 Even in the midst of his optimism George could not deny that these facts might reasonably be considered in the nature of obstacles。 He went back into his bedroom； and sat on the bed。 This thing wanted thinking over。
He was not depressedonly a little thoughtful。 His faith in his luck sustained him。 He was； he realized； in the position of a man who has made a supreme drive from the tee； and finds his ball near the green but in a cuppy lie。 He had gained much； it now remained for him to push his success to the happy conclusion。 The driver of Luck must be replaced by the spoonor； possibly； the niblickof Ingenuity。 To fail now； to allow this girl to pass out of his life merely because he did not know who she was or where she was； would stamp him a feeble adventurer。 A fellow could not expect Luck to do everything for him。 He must supplement its assistance with his own efforts。
What had he to go on？ Well； nothing much； if it came to that； except the knowledge that she lived some two hours by train out of London； and that her journey started from Waterloo Station。 What would Sherlock Holmes have done？ Concentrated thought supplied no answer to the question； and it was at this point that the cheery optimism with which he had begun the day left George and gave place to a grey gloom。 A dread