〃Not very。 But it was awfully sweet of you to take me into town。〃
〃How would it be；〃 said Reggie nervously； 〃not to dwell too much on that part of it？ What I mean to say is； for heaven's sake don't let the mater know I rallied round。〃
〃Don't worry；〃 said Maud with a laugh。 〃I'm not going to talk about the thing at all。〃
Lord Belpher； meanwhile； in the library； had begun with the aid of a whisky and soda to feel a little better。 There was something about the library with its sombre half tones that soothed his bruised spirit。 The room held something of the peace of a deserted city。 The world； with its violent adventures and tall policemen； did not enter here。 There was balm in those rows and rows of books which nobody ever read； those vast writing tables at which nobody ever wrote。 From the broad mantel…piece the bust of some unnamed ancient looked down almost sympathetically。 Something remotely resembling peace had begun to steal into Percy's soul； when it was expelled by the abrupt opening of the door and the entry of Lady Caroline Byng and his father。 One glance at the face of the former was enough to tell Lord Belpher that she knew all。
He rose defensively。
〃Let me explain。〃
Lady Caroline quivered with repressed emotion。 This masterly woman had not lost control of herself； but her aristocratic calm had seldom been so severely tested。 As Reggie had surmised； she had read the report of the proceedings in the evening paper in the train； and her world had been reeling ever since。 Caesar； stabbed by Brutus； could scarcely have experienced a greater shock。 The other members of her family had disappointed her often。 She had bee inured to the spectacle of her brother working in the garden in corduroy trousers and in other ways behaving in a manner beneath the dignity of an Earl of Marshmoreton。 She had resigned herself to the innate flaw in the character of Maud which had allowed her to fall in love with a nobody whom she had met without an introduction。 Even Reggie had exhibited at times democratic traits of which she thoroughly disapproved。 But of her nephew Percy she had always been sure。 He was solid rock。 He； at least； she had always felt； would never do anything to injure the family prestige。 And now； so to speak； 〃Lo； Ben Adhem's name led all the rest。〃 In other words； Percy was the worst of the lot。 Whatever indiscretions the rest had mitted； at least they had never got the family into the ic columns of the evening papers。 Lord Marshmoreton might wear corduroy trousers and refuse to entertain the County at garden parties and go to bed with a book when it was his duty to act as host at a formal ball； Maud might give her heart to an impossible person whom nobody had ever heard of； and Reggie might be seen at fashionable restaurants with pugilists； but at any rate evening paper poets had never written facetious verses about their exploits。 This crowning degradation had been reserved for the hitherto blameless Percy； who； of all the young men of Lady Caroline's acquaintance； had till now appeared to have the most scrupulous sense of his position； the most rigid regard for the dignity of his great name。 Yet； here he was； if the carefully considered reports in the daily press were to be believed； spending his time in the very spring…tide of his life running about London like a frenzied Hottentot； brutally assaulting the police。 Lady Caroline felt as a bishop might feel if he suddenly discovered that some favourite curate had gone over to the worship of Mumbo Jumbo。
〃Explain？〃 she cried。 〃How can you explain？ Youmy nephew； the heir to the title； behaving like a mon rowdy in the streets of London 。 。 。 your name in the papers 。 。 。
〃If you knew the circumstances。〃
〃The circumstances？ They are in the evening paper。 They are in print。〃
〃In verse；〃 added Lord Marshmoreton。 He chuckled amiably at the recollection。 He was an easily amused man。 〃You ought to read it； my boy。 Some of it was capital 。 。 。〃
〃John！〃
〃But deplorable； of course；〃 added Lord Marshmoreton hastily。 〃Very deplorable。〃 He endeavoured to regain his sister's esteem by a show of righteous indignation。 〃What do you mean by it； damn it？ You're my only son。 I have watched you grow from child to boy； from boy to man； with tender solicitude。 I have wanted to be proud of you。 And all the time； dash it； you are prowling about London like a lion； seeking whom you may devour； terrorising the metropolis； putting harmless policemen in fear of their lives。 。 。〃
〃Will you listen to me for a moment？〃 shouted Percy。 He began to speak rapidly； as one conscious of the necessity of saying his say while the saying was good。 〃The facts are these。 I was walking along Piccadilly on my way to lunch at the club； when； near Burlington Arcade； I was amazed to see Maud。〃
Lady Caroline uttered an exclamation。
〃Maud？ But Maud was here。〃
〃I can't understand it；〃 went on Lord Marshmoreton； pursuing his remarks。 Righteous indignation had； he felt； gone well。 It might be judicious to continue in that vein； though privately he held the opinion that nothing in Percy's life so became him as this assault on the Force。 Lord Marshmoreton； who in his time had mitted all the follies of youth； had e to look on his blameless son as scarcely human。 〃It's not as if you were wild。 You've never got into any scrapes at Oxford。 You've spent your time collecting old china and prayer rugs。 You wear flannel next your skin 。 。 。〃
〃Will you please be quiet；〃 said Lady Caroline impatiently。 〃Go on； Percy。〃
〃Oh； very well；〃 said Lord Marshmoreton。 〃I only spoke。 I merely made a remark。〃
〃You say you saw Maud in Piccadilly； Percy？〃
〃Precisely。 I was on the point of putting it down to an extraordinary resemblance； when suddenly she got into a cab。 Then I knew。〃
Lord Marshmoreton could not permit this to pass in silence。 He was a fair…minded man。
〃Why shouldn't the girl have got into a cab？ Why must a girl walking along Piccadilly be my daughter Maud just because she got into a cab。 London；〃 he proceeded； warming to the argument and thrilled by the clearness and coherence of his reasoning； 〃is full of girls who take cabs。〃
〃She didn't take a cab。〃
〃You just said she did；〃 said Lord Marshmoreton cleverly。
〃I said she got into a cab。 There was somebody else already in the cab。 A man。 Aunt Caroline； it was the man。〃
〃Good gracious；〃 ejaculated Lady Caroline； falling into a chair as if she had been hamstrung。
〃I am absolutely convinced of it；〃 proceeded Lord Belpher solemnly。 〃His behaviour was enough to confirm my suspicions。 The cab had stopped in a block of the traffic； and I went up and requested him in a perfectly civil manner to allow me to look at the lady who had just got in。 He denied that there was a lady in the cab。 And I had seen her jump in with my own eyes。 Throughout the conversation he was leaning out of the window with the obvious intention of screening whoever was inside from my view。 I followed him along Piccadilly in another cab； and tracked him to the Carlton。 When I arrived there he was standing on the pavement outside。 There were no signs of Maud。 I demanded that he tell me her whereabouts。 。 。〃
〃That reminds me；〃 said Lord Marshmoreton cheerfully； 〃of a story I read in one of the papers。 I daresay it's old。 Stop me if you've heard it。 A woman says to the maid： 'Do you know anything of my husband's whereabouts？' And the maid replies〃
〃Do be quiet；〃 snapped Lady Caroline。 〃I should have thought that you would be interested in a matter affecting the vital welfare of your only daughter。〃
〃I am。 I am；〃 said Lord Marshmoreton hastily。 〃The maid replied： 'They're at the wash。' Of course I am。 Go on； Percy。 Good God； boy； don't take all day telling us your story。〃
〃At that moment the fool of a policeman came up and wanted to know what the matter was。 I lost my head。 I admit it freely。 The policeman grasped my shoulder； and I struck him。〃
〃Where？〃 asked Lord Marshmoreton； a stickler for detail。
〃What does that matter？〃 demanded Lady Caroline。 〃You did quite right； Percy。 These insolent jacks in office ought not to be allowed to manhandle people。 Tell me； what this man was like？〃
〃Extremely ordinary…looking。 In