is man was like?〃
〃Extremely ordinary…looking。 In fact; all I can remember about him was that he was clean…shaven。 I cannot understand how Maud could have e to lose her head over such a man。 He seemed to me to have no attraction whatever;〃 said Lord Belpher; a little unreasonably; for Apollo himself would hardly appear attractive when knocking one's best hat off。
〃It must have been the same man。〃
〃Precisely。 If we wanted further proof; he was an American。 You recollect that we heard that the man in Wales was American。〃
There was a portentous silence。 Percy stared at the floor。 Lady Caroline breathed deeply。 Lord Marshmoreton; feeling that something was expected of him; said 〃Good Gad!〃 and gazed seriously at a stuffed owl on a bracket。 Maud and Reggie Byng came in。
〃What ho; what ho; what ho!〃 said Reggie breezily。 He always believed in starting a conversation well; and putting people at their ease。 〃What ho! What ho!〃
Maud braced herself for the encounter。
〃Hullo; Percy; dear;〃 she said; meeting her brother's accusing eye with the perfect posure that es only from a thoroughly guilty conscience。 〃What's all this I hear about your being the Scourge of London? Reggie says that policemen dive down manholes when they see you ing。〃
The chill in the air would have daunted a less courageous girl。 Lady Caroline had risen; and was staring sternly。 Percy was pulling the puffs of an overwrought soul。 Lord Marshmoreton; whose thoughts had wandered off to the rose garden; pulled himself together and tried to look menacing。 Maud went on without waiting for a reply。 She was all bubbling gaiety and insouciance; a charming picture of young English girlhood that nearly made her brother foam at the mouth。
〃Father dear;〃 she said; attaching herself affectionately to his buttonhole; 〃I went round the links in eighty…three this morning。 I did the long hole in four。 One under par; a thing I've never done before in my life。〃 (〃Bless my soul;〃 said Lord Marshmoreton weakly; as; with an apprehensive eye on his sister; he patted his daughter's shoulder。) 〃First; I sent a screecher of a drive right down the middle of the fairway。 Then I took my brassey and put the ball just on the edge of the green。 A hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch。 My approach putt〃
Lady Caroline; who was no devotee of the royal and ancient game; interrupted the recital。
〃Never mind what you did this morning。 What did you do yesterday afternoon?〃
〃Yes;〃 said Lord Belpher。 〃Where were you yesterday afternoon?〃
Maud's gaze was the gaze of a young child who has never even attempted to put anything over in all its little life。
〃Whatever do you mean?〃
〃What were you doing in Piccadilly yesterday afternoon?〃 said Lady Caroline。
〃Piccadilly? The place where Percy fights policemen? I don't understand。〃
Lady Caroline was no sportsman。 She put one of those direct questions; capable of being answered only by 〃Yes〃 or 〃No〃; which ought not to be allowed in controversy。 They are the verbal equivalent of shooting a sitting bird。
〃Did you or did you not go to London yesterday; Maud?〃
The monstrous unfairness of this method of attack pained Maud。 From childhood up she had held the customary feminine views upon the Lie Direct。 As long as it was a question of suppression of the true or suggestion of the false she had no scruples。 But she had a distaste for deliberate falsehood。 Faced now with a choice between two evils; she chose the one which would at least leave her self…respect。
〃Yes; I did。〃
Lady Caroline looked at Lord Belpher。 Lord Belpher looked at Lady Caroline。
〃You went to meet that American of yours?〃
Reggie Byng slid softly from the room。 He felt that he would be happier elsewhere。 He had been an acutely embarrassed spectator of this distressing scene; and had been passing the time by shuffling his feet; playing with his coat buttons and perspiring。
〃Don't go; Reggie;〃 said Lord Belpher。
〃Well; what I mean to say isfamily row and what notif you see what I meanI've one or two things I ought to do〃
He vanished。 Lord Belpher frowned a sombre frown。 〃Then it was that man who knocked my hat off?〃
〃What do you mean?〃 said Lady Caroline。 〃Knocked your hat off? You never told me he knocked your hat off。〃
〃It was when I was asking him to let me look inside the cab。 I had grasped the handle of the door; when he suddenly struck my hat; causing it to fly off。 And; while I was picking it up; he drove away。〃
〃C'k;〃 exploded Lord Marshmoreton。 〃C'k; c'k; c'k。〃 He twisted his face by a supreme exertion of will power into a mask of indignation。 〃You ought to have had the scoundrel arrested;〃 he said vehemently。 〃It was a technical assault。〃
〃The man who knocked your hat off; Percy;〃 said Maud; 〃was not 。 。 。 He was a different man altogether。 A stranger。〃
〃As if you would be in a cab with a stranger;〃 said Lady Caroline caustically。 〃There are limits; I hope; to even your indiscretions。〃
Lord Marshmoreton cleared his throat。 He was sorry for Maud; whom he loved。
〃Now; looking at the matter broadly〃
〃Be quiet;〃 said Lady Caroline。
Lord Marshmoreton subsided。
〃I wanted to avoid you;〃 said Maud; 〃so I jumped into the first cab I saw。〃
〃I don't believe it;〃 said Percy。
〃It's the truth。〃
〃You are simply trying to put us off the scent。〃
Lady Caroline turned to Maud。 Her manner was plaintive。 She looked like a martyr at the stake who deprecatingly lodges a timid plaint; fearful the while lest she may be hurting the feelings of her persecutors by appearing even for a moment out of sympathy with their activities。
〃My dear child; why will you not be reasonable in this matter? Why will you not let yourself be guided by those who are older and wiser than you?〃
〃Exactly;〃 said Lord Belpher。
〃The whole thing is too absurd。〃
〃Precisely;〃 said Lord Belpher。
Lady Caroline turned on him irritably。
〃Please do not interrupt; Percy。 Now; you've made me forget what I was going to say。〃
〃To my mind;〃 said Lord Marshmoreton; ing to the surface once more; 〃the proper attitude to adopt on occasions like the present〃
〃Please;〃 said Lady Caroline。
Lord Marshmoreton stopped; and resumed his silent munion with the stuffed bird。
〃You can't stop yourself being in love; Aunt Caroline;〃 said Maud。
〃You can be stopped if you've somebody with a level head looking after you。〃
Lord Marshmoreton tore himself away from the bird。
〃Why; when I was at Oxford in the year '87;〃 he said chattily; 〃I fancied myself in love with the female assistant at a tobacconist shop。 Desperately in love; dammit。 Wanted to marry her。 I recollect my poor father took me away from Oxford and kept me here at Belpher under lock and key。 Lock and key; dammit。 I was deucedly upset at the time; I remember。〃 His mind wandered off into the glorious past。 〃I wonder what that girl's name was。 Odd one can't remember names。 She had chestnut hair and a mole on the side of her chin。 I used to kiss it; I recollect〃
Lady Caroline; usually such an advocate of her brother's researches into the family history; cut the reminiscences short。
〃Never mind that now。〃
〃I don't。 I got over it。 That's the moral。〃
〃Well;〃 said Lady Caroline; 〃at any rate poor father acted with great good sense on that occasion。 There seems nothing to do but to treat Maud in just the same way。 You shall not stir a step from the castle till you have got over this dreadful infatuation。 You will be watched。〃
〃I shall watch you;〃 said Lord Belpher solemnly; 〃I shall watch your every movement。〃
A dreamy look came into Maud's brown eyes。
〃Stone walls do not a prison make nor iron bars a cage;〃 she said softly。
〃That wasn't your experience; Percy; my boy;〃 said Lord Marshmoreton。
〃They make a very good imitation;〃 said Lady Caroline coldly; ignoring the interruption。
Maud faced her defiantly。 She looked like a princess in captivity facing her gaolers。
〃I don't care。 I love him; and I always shall love him; and nothing is ever going to stop me loving himbecause I love him;〃 she concluded a little lamely。
〃Nonsense;〃 said Lady Caroline。 〃In a year from now you will have forgotten his name。 Don't you agree with me; Percy?〃