adway； looking out for a chance to be allowed to slip a couple of interpolated numbers into any old show that came along。 Yes。 Put it in your diary； Mac； and write it on your cuff； George Bevan's all right。 He's an ace。〃
Unconscious of these eulogies； which； ing from one whose judgment he respected； might have cheered him up； George wandered down Shaftesbury Avenue feeling more depressed than ever。 The sun had gone in for the time being； and the east wind was frolicking round him like a playful puppy； patting him with a cold paw； nuzzling his ankles； bounding away and bounding back again； and behaving generally as east winds do when they discover a victim who has e out without his spring overcoat。 It was plain to George now that the sun and the wind were a couple of confidence tricksters working together as a team。 The sun had disarmed him with specious promises and an air of cheery goodfellowship； and had delivered him into the hands of the wind； which was now going through him with the swift thoroughness of the professional hold…up artist。 He quickened his steps； and began to wonder if he was so sunk in senile decay as to have acquired a liver。
He discarded the theory as repellent。 And yet there must be a reason for his depression。 Today of all days； as Mac had pointed out； he had everything to make him happy。 Popular as he was in America； this was the first piece of his to be produced in London； and there was no doubt that it was a success of unusual dimensions。 And yet he felt no elation。
He reached Piccadilly and turned westwards。 And then； as he passed the gates of the In and Out Club； he had a moment of clear vision and understood everything。 He was depressed because he was bored； and he was bored because he was lonely。 Mac； that solid thinker； had been right。 The solution of the problem of life was to get hold of the right girl and have a home to go back to at night。 He was mildly surprised that he had tried in any other direction for an explanation of his gloom。 It was all the more inexplicable in that fully 80 per cent of the lyrics which he had set in the course of his musical edy career had had that thought at the back of them。
George gave himself up to an orgy of sentimentality。 He seemed to be alone in the world which had paired itself off into a sort of seething welter of happy couples。 Taxicabs full of happy couples rolled by every minute。 Passing omnibuses creaked beneath the weight of happy couples。 The very policeman across the Street had just grinned at a flitting shop girl； and she had smiled back at him。 The only female in London who did not appear to be attached was a girl in brown who was ing along the sidewalk at a leisurely pace； looking about her in a manner that suggested that she found Piccadilly a new and stimulating spectacle。
As far as George could see she was an extremely pretty girl； small and dainty； with a proud little tilt to her head and the jaunty walk that spoke of perfect health。 She was； in fact； precisely the sort of girl that George felt he could love with all the stored…up devotion of an old buffer of twenty…seven who had squandered none of his rich nature in foolish flirtations。 He had just begun to weave a rose…tinted romance about their two selves； when a cold reaction set in。 Even as he paused to watch the girl threading her way through the crowd； the east wind jabbed an icy finger down the back of his neck； and the chill of it sobered him。 After all； he reflected bitterly； this girl was only alone because she was on her way somewhere to meet some confounded man。 Besides there was no earthly chance of getting to know her。 You can't rush up to pretty girls in the street and tell them you are lonely。 At least； you can； but it doesn't get you anywhere except the police station。 George's gloom deepeneda thing he would not have believed possible a moment before。 He felt that he had been born too late。 The restraints of modern civilization irked him。 It was not； he told himself； like this in the good old days。
In the Middle Ages； for example； this girl would have been a Damsel； and in that happy time practically everybody whose technical rating was that of Damsel was in distress and only too willing to waive the formalities in return for services rendered by the casual passer…by。 But the twentieth century is a prosaic age； when girls are merely girls and have no troubles at all。 Were he to stop this girl in brown and assure her that his aid and fort were at her disposal； she would undoubtedly call that large policeman from across the way； and the romance would begin and end within the space of thirty seconds； or； if the policeman were a quick mover； rather less。
Better to dismiss dreams and return to the practical side of life by buying the evening papers from the shabby individual beside him； who had just thrust an early edition in his face。 After all notices are notices； even when the heart is aching。 George felt in his pocket for the necessary money； found emptiness； and remembered that he had left all his ready funds at his hotel。 It was just one of the things he might have expected on a day like this。
The man with the papers had the air of one whose business is conducted on purely cash principles。 There was only one thing to be done； return to the hotel； retrieve his money； and try to forget the weight of the world and its cares in lunch。 And from the hotel he could despatch the two or three cables which he wanted to send to New York。
The girl in brown was quite close now； and George was enabled to get a clearer glimpse of her。 She more than fulfilled the promise she had given at a distance。 Had she been constructed to his own specifications； she would not have been more acceptable in George's sight。 And now she was going out of his life for ever。 With an overwhelming sense of pathos； for there is no pathos more bitter than that of parting from someone we have never met； George hailed a taxicab which crawled at the side of the road； and； with all the refrains of all the sentimental song hits he had ever posed ringing in his ears； he got in and passed away。
〃A rotten world；〃 he mused； as the cab； after proceeding a couple of yards； came to a standstill in a block of the traffic。 〃A dull； flat bore of a world； in which nothing happens or ever will happen。 Even when you take a cab it just sticks and doesn't move。〃
At this point the door of the cab opened； and the girl in brown jumped in。
〃I'm so sorry；〃 she said breathlessly； 〃but would you mind hiding me； please。〃
CHAPTER 3。
George hid her。 He did it； too； without wasting precious time by asking questions。 In a situation which might well have thrown the quickest…wined of men off his balance； he acted with promptitude； intelligence and despatch。 The fact is； George had for years been an assiduous golfer； and there is no finer school for teaching concentration and a strict attention to the matter in hand。 Few crises； however unexpected； have the power to disturb a man who has so conquered the weakness of the flesh as to have trained himself to bend his left knee； raise his left heel； swing his arms well out from the body； twist himself into the shape of a corkscrew and use the muscle of the wrist； at the same time keeping his head still and his eye on the ball。 It is estimated that there are twenty…three important points to be borne in mind simultaneously while making a drive at golf； and to the man who has mastered the art of remembering them all the task of hiding girls in taxicabs is mere child's play。 To pull down the blinds on the side of the vehicle nearest the kerb was with George the work of a moment。 Then he leaned out of the centre window in such a manner as pletely to screen the interior of the cab from public view。
〃Thank you so much；〃 murmured a voice behind him。 It seemed to e from the floor。
〃Not at all；〃 said George； trying a sort of vocal chip…shot out of the corner of his mouth； designed to lift his voice backwards and lay it dead inside the cab。
He gazed upon Piccadilly with eyes from which the scales had fallen。 Reason told him that he was still in Piccadilly。 Otherwise it would have seemed incredible to him that this could be the same street which a moment be