Bond said easily； 〃You made me jump。〃
Scaramanga came up and leant against the counter。 The description in Records was exact； but it had not caught the catlike menace of the big man； the extreme breadth of the shoulders； and the narrow waist； or the cold immobility of the eyes that now examined Bond with an expression of aloof disinterest。 He was wearing a well…cut； single…breasted tan suit and co…respondent shoes in brown and white。 Instead of a tie； he wore a high stock in white silk secured by a gold pin the shape of a miniature pistol。 There should have been something theatrical about the getup but； perhaps because of the man's fine figure； there wasn't。
He said； 〃I sometimes make 'em dance。 Then I shoot their feet off。〃 There was no trace of a foreign accent underneath the American。
Bond said； 〃That sounds rather drastic。 What do you do it for？〃
〃The last time it was five thousand dollars。 Seems like you don't know who I am。 Didn't the cool cat tell you？〃 Bond glanced at Tiffy。 She was standing very still； her hands by her sides。 The knuckles were white。
Bond said； 〃Why should she？ Why would I want to know？〃
There was a quick flash of gold。 The small black hole looked directly at Bond's navel。 〃Because of this。 What are you doing here； stranger？ Kind of a coincidence finding a city slicker at three and one…half。 Or at Sav' La Mar for the matter of that。 Not by any chance from the police？ Or any of then… friends？〃
〃Kamerad！〃 Bond raised his hands in mock surrender。 He lowered them and turned to Tiffy。 〃Who is this man？ A one…man takeover bid for Jamaica？ Or a refugee from a circus？ Ask him what he'd like to drink。 Whoever he is； it was a good act。〃 James Bond knew that he had very nearly pulled the trigger of the gun。 Hit a gunman in his vanity。 。。。 He had a quick vision of himself writhing on the floor； his right hand without the power to reach for his own weapon。 Tiffy's pretty face was no longer pretty。 It was a taut skull。 She stared at James Bond。 Her mouth opened but no sound came from the gaping lips。 She liked him and she knew he was dead。 The kling…klings； Joe and May； smelled the same electricity。 With a tremendous din of metallic squawks； they fled for the open window； like black thieves escaping into the night。
The explosions from the Colt 。45 were deafening。 The two birds disintegrated against the violet backdrop of the dusk； the scraps of feathers and pink flesh blasting out of the yellow light of the cafe into the limbo of the deserted street like shrapnel。
There was a moment of deafening silence。 James Bond didn't move。 He sat where he was； waiting for the tension of the deed to relax。 It didn't。 With an inarticulate scream； that was half a filthy word； Tiffy took James Bond's bottle of Red Stripe off the counter and clumsily flung it。 There came a distant crash of glass from the back of the room。 Then； having made her puny gesture； Tiffy fell to her knees behind the counter and went into sobbing hysterics。
James Bond drank down the rest of his beer and got slowly to his feet。 He walked towards Scaramanga and was about to pass him when the man reached out a languid left arm and caught him at the biceps。 He held the snout of his gun to his nose； sniffing delicately。 The expression in the dead brown eyes was faraway。 He said； 〃Mister； there's something quite extra about the smell of death。 Care to try it？〃 He held out the glittering gun as if he was offering James Bond a rose。
Bond stood quite still。 He said； 〃Mind your manners。 Take your hand off me。〃
Scaramanga raised his eyebrows。 The flat； leaden gaze seemed to take in Bond for the first time。
He released his grip。
James Bond went on round the edge of the counter。 When he came opposite the other man； he found the eyes were now looking at him with faint； scornful curiosity。 Bond stopped。 The sobbing of the girl was the crying of a small dog。 Somewhere down the street a sound system…a loudspeaker record player…began braying calypso。
Bond looked the man in the eye。 He said； 〃Thanks。 I've tried it。 I remend the Berlin vintage Nineteen forty…five。〃 He smiled a friendly； only slightly ironical smile。 〃But I expect you were too young to be at that tasting。〃
6
The Easy Grand
Bond knelt down beside Tiffy and gave her a couple of sharp slaps on the right cheek。 Then on the left。 The wet eyes came back into focus。 She put her hand up to her face and looked at Bond with surprise。 Bond got to his feet。 He took a cloth and wetted it at the tap； then leant down and put his arm round her and wiped the cloth gently over her face。 Then he lifted her up and handed her her bag that was on a shelf behind the counter。 He said； 〃e on； Tiffy。 Make up that pretty face again。 Business'll be warming up soon。 The leading lady's got to look her best。〃
Tiffy took the bag and opened it。 She looked past Bond and saw Scaramanga for the first time since the shooting。 The pretty lips drew back in a snarl。 She whispered fiercely so that only Bond could hear； 〃I'm goin' fix that man； but good。 There's Mother Edna up Orange Hill way。 She's an obeah top woman。 I'll go up there tomorrow。 e a few days； he won't know what hit him。〃 She took out a mirror and began doing up her face。 Bond reached into his hip pocket and counted out five one…pound notes。 He stuffed them into her open bag。
〃You forget all about it。 This'll buy you a nice canary in a cage to keep you pany。 Anyway another pair of klings'll e along if you put some food out。〃 He patted her shoulder and moved away。 When he came up with Scaramanga he stopped and said； 〃That may have been a good circus act〃…he used the word again on purpose… 〃but it was rough on the girl。 Give her some money。〃
Scaramanga said 〃Shove it〃 out of the corner of his mouth。 He said suspiciously； 〃And what's all this yack about circuses？〃 He turned to face Bond。 〃Just stop where you are； mister； and answer a few questions。 Like I said； are you from the police？ You've sure got the smell of cops around you。 If not； what are you doing hereabouts？〃
Bond said； 〃People don't tell me what to do。 I tell them。〃 He walked on into the middle of the room and sat down at a table。 He said。 〃e and sit down and stop trying to lean on me。 I'm unleanable…on。〃
Scaramanga shrugged。 He took two long strides； picked up one of the metal chairs； twirled it round and thrust it between his legs； and sat ass…backwards； his left arm lying along the back of the chair。 His right arm rested on his thigh； inches from the pistol butt that showed above the waistband of his trousers。 Bond recognized that it was a good working position for a gunman； the metal back of the chair acting as a shield for most of the body。 This was certainly a most careful and professional man。
Bond； both hands in full view of the tabletop； said cheerfully； 〃No。 I'm not from the police。 My name's Mark Hazard。 I'm from a pany called Transworld Consortium。 I've been doing a job up at Frome； the WISCO sugar place。 Know it？〃
〃Sure I know it。 What you been doing there？〃
〃Not so fast； my friend。 First of all； who are you and what's your business？〃
〃Scaramanga。 Francisco Scaramanga。 Labour relations。 Ever heard of me？〃
Bond frowned。 〃Can't say I have。 Should I have？〃
〃Some people who hadn't are dead。〃
〃A lot of people who haven't heard of me are dead。〃 Bond leaned back。 He crossed one leg over the other； above the knee； and grasped the ankle in a clubman pose。 〃I do wish you'd stop talking in heroics。 For instance； seven hundred million Chinese have certainly heard of neither of us。 You must be a frog in a very small pool。〃
Scaramanga did not rise to the jibe。 He said reflectively； 〃Yeah。 I guess you could call the Caribbean a pretty small pool。 But there's good pickin's to be had from it。 The Man with the Golden Gun。 That's what they call me in these parts。〃
〃It's a handy tool for solving labour problems。 We could do with you up at Frome。〃
〃Been having trouble up there？〃 Scaramanga looked bored。
〃Too many cane fires。〃
〃Was that your business？〃
〃Sort of。 One of the jobs of my pany is insurance investigation。〃
〃Security work。 I've e across guys like you before。 Thought I could smell the cop…smell。〃 Scaramanga looked sa