head towards the exit： 〃That's the worstest man I ever heard tell of。〃
Then she leaned forward and whispered； 〃That's a thousand pounds' worth of ganja he's got in the bag。 A Rasta left it for him this morning。 So I smelled the bag。〃 She drew quickly back。
Bond said； 〃Thanks； Tiffy。 See Mother Edna puts a good hex on him。 I'll tell you why someday。 I hope。 'Bye！〃 He went quickly out and down into the street； where a red Thunderbird convertible was waiting； its exhaust making a noise like an expensive motorboat。 The chauffeur was a Jamaican； smartly dressed； with a peaked cap。 A red pennant on the wireless aerial said THUNDERBIRD HOTEL in gold。 Scaramanga was sitting beside the chauffeur。 He said impatiently； 〃Get in the back and we'll give you a lift down to your car。 Then follow along。 It gets a good road after a while。〃
James Bond got into the car behind Scaramanga and wondered whether to shoot the man now； in the back of the head…the old Gestapo…K。G。B。 point of puncture。 A mixture of reasons prevented him…the itch of curiosity； an inbuilt dislike of cold murder； the feeling that this was not the predestined moment； the likelihood that he would have to murder the chauffeur also…these； bined with the softness of the night and the fact that the sound system was now playing a good recording of one of his favourites； 〃After You've Gone；〃 and that cicadas were singing from the lignum vitae tree； said no。 But at that moment； as the car coasted down Love Lane towards the bright mercury of the sea； James Bond knew that he was not only disobeying orders； or at best dodging them； but also being a bloody fool。
7
Un…real Estate
When he arrives at a place on a dark night； particularly in an alien land which he has never seen before…a strange house； perhaps； or an hotel…even the most alert man is assailed by the confused sensations of the meanest tourist。 James Bond more or less knew the map of Jamaica。 He knew that the sea had always been close to him on his left and； as he followed the twin red glares of the leading car through an impressive entrance gate of wrought iron and up an avenue of young royal palms； he heard the waves scrolling into a beach very close to his car。 The fields of sugar cane would； he guessed from the approach； e close up against the new high wall that surrounded the Thunderbird property； and there was a slight smell of mangrove swamp ing down from below the high hills whose silhouette he had occasionally glimpsed under a scudding three…quarter moon on his right。 But otherwise he had no clue to exactly where he was or what sort of a place he was now approaching and； particularly for him； the sensation was an unfortable one。
The first law for a secret agent is to get his geography right； his means of access and exit； and assure his munications with the outside world。 James Bond was unfortably aware that for the past hour he had been driving into limbo； and that his nearest contact was a girl in a brothel thirty miles away。 The situation was not reassuring。
Half a mile ahead； someone must have seen the approaching lights of the leading car and pressed switches； for there was a sudden blaze of brilliant yellow illumination through the trees and a final sweep of the drive revealed the hotel。 With the theatrical lighting and the surrounding blackness to conceal any evidence of halted construction work； the place made a brave show。 A vast pale…pink…and…white pillared portico gave the hotel an aristocratic frontage； and when Bond drew up behind the other car at the entrance； he could see through the tall Regency windows a vista of black…and…white marble flooring beneath blazing chandeliers。 A bell captain and his Jamaican staff in red jackets and black trousers hurried down the steps； and after showing great deference to Scaramanga； took his suitcase and Bond's。 Then the small cavalcade moved into the entrance hall； where Bond wrote Mark Hazard and the Kensington address of Transworld Consortium in the register。
Scaramanga had been talking to a man who appeared to be the manager； a young American with a neat face and a neat suit。 He turned to Bond。 〃You're in Number twenty…four in the west wing。 I'm close by in Number twenty。 Order what you want from room service。 See you about ten in the morning。 The guys'll be ing in from Kingston around midday。 Okay？〃 The cold eyes in the gaunt face didn't mind whether it was or not。 Bond said it was。 He followed one of the bellboys with his suitcase across the slippery marble floor and was led into a long white corridor with a close…fitted carpet in royal…blue Wilton。 There was a smell of new paint and Jamaican cedar。 The numbered doors and the light fittings were in good taste。 Bond's room was almost at the end on the left。 Number 20 was opposite。 The bellhop unlocked Number 24 and held the door for Bond。 Air…conditioned air gushed out。 It was a pleasant modern double bedroom and bath in grey and white。 When he was alone； Bond went to the air…conditioning control and turned it to zero。 Then he drew back the curtains and wound down the two broad windows to let in real air。 Outside； the sea whispered softly on an invisible beach and the moonlight splashed the black shadows of palms across trim lawns。 To his left； where the yellow light of the entrance showed a corner of the gravel sweep； Bond heard his car being started up and driven away； presumably to a parking lot； which would； he guessed； be at the rear so as not to spoil the impact of the facade。 He turned back into his room and inspected it minutely。 The only objects of suspicion were a large picture on the wall above the two beds and the telephone。 The picture was a Jamaican market scene painted locally。 Bond lifted it off its nail； but the wall behind was innocent。 He then took out a pocketknife； laid the telephone carefully； so as not to shift the receiver； upside down on a bed； and very quietly and carefully unscrewed the bottom plate。 He smiled his satisfaction。 Behind the plate was a small microphone joined by leads to the main cable inside the cradle。 He screwed back the plate with the same care and put the telephone quietly back on the night table。 He knew the gadget。 It would be transistorized and of sufficient power to pick up a conversation in normal tones anywhere in the room。 It crossed his mind to say very devout prayers out loud before he went to bed。 That would be a fitting prologue for the central recording device！
James Bond unpacked his few belongings and called room service。 A Jamaican voice answered。 Bond ordered a bottle of Walker's deluxe bourbon； three glasses； ice； and； for nine o'clock； eggs Benedict。 The voice said； 〃Sure； sir。〃 Bond then took off his clothes； put his gun and holster under a pillow； rang for the valet； and had his suit taken away to be pressed。 By the time he had taken a hot shower followed by an ice…cold one and pulled on a fresh pair of sea island cotton underpants； the bourbon had arrived。
The best drink in the day is just before the first one （the Red Stripe didn't count）。 James Bond put ice in the glass and three fingers of the bourbon and swilled it round the glass to cool it and break it down with the ice。 He pulled a chair up to the window； put a low table beside it； took Profiles in Courage by Jack Kennedy out of his suitcase； happened to open it at Edmund G。 Ross （〃I looked down into my open grave〃）； then went and sat down； letting the scented air； a pound of sea and trees； breathe over his body； naked save for the underpants。 He drank the bourbon down in two long draughts and felt its friendly bite at the back of his throat and in his stomach。 He filled up his glass again； this time with more ice to make it a weaker drink； and sat back and thought about Scaramanga。
What was the man doing now？ Talking long distance with Havana or the States？ Organizing things for tomorrow？ It would be interesting to see these fat； frightened stockholders！ If Bond knew anything； they would be a choice bunch of hoods； the type that had owned the Havana hotels and casinos in the old Batista days； the men that held the stock in Las Vegas； that looked after the action in Miami。 And whose money was Scaramanga representing？ There was so much hot money drifting ar